Friday, January 05, 2007

The Race That Eats Its Young

Whew! This will be a hellava first ultra back after ankle surgery!

What the HELL was I thinking!

"Barkley Schmarkley"
Illustrated by David Hughes (who's been there)


Bob Gentile said...

hmmmmm maybe You were thinking "HOW can I test MY ANKLE??" oh I know how, I can RUN an ULTRA that Eats It's Young... umm maybe U weren't thinking NOW that I am ThINKING about it :-)

I Googled to try and search this race ?? but didn't see anything Did they EAT the INFO OF THE RACE also--lol

Lisa B said...

This is a true story but names are hidden just because they are.

So Barkley virgin asks:

"This year will be my first attempt, any helpful training tips?"

And Barkley veteran answers:

"Ball-peen hammer to your testicles."

"Make sure you use both sides of the hammer and be sure to vary the speed, force and angle of the strikes."

"Good luck and most of all, have fun!"

My response is: hmm, that helps I suppose, well at least some, or most, of the idiots. Me personally, I'm still not sure what to do.